Please please please HELP!!! I might be pregnant ?? =(?

hahahah! THIS IS SO FUNNY! I doubt this is even real.. after the 1st paragraph i made myself some popcorn, cus this is too funny.. especially the "OH NO YOU DIDNT" part.. nice one very original, i can just imagine some black girl saying that.. (not being racist) btw, you're effing 12 years old.. DON'T HAVE , YOU CAN GET PREGOO AND DIE! have fun!