Shearing a YAK! discuss!?

Well, you have to start at the head as the other end could end in tears and permanent blindness. You then need shears - which some people say not to run with shears but I think it is important to try.Then you start shearing as Yaks are notoriously docile they don't mind as long as you don't cut off things they are more attached to like ears,legs, tails or ual organs in which case you will have half a ton of deranged Yak and they will most likely be sheared. Given that there is no reliable accounts of yak shearing the whole yak shearing phenomena is a mystery and it might be also due to the fact that every attempt has been fatal, so it might be a good idea to p it over and do safer things like slam diving whilst priming plastic explosives or putting small venomous creatures in old people's shoes and pretending they are more interesting as they appear to be dancing.